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Joke of the Day

"Believe me if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!"

"Why do mice have such small balls? Because not very many of them can dance."

"I hear the moon is a pretty boring place... There's absolutely no atmosphere"

"Knock knock Who's there? Bob the interrupting cow with Tourette's syndrome. Bob the interrupt- COCKSUCKING-motherfucking-**cunt**!"

"Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful? Well a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time !"

"Oh... I didn't tell you... Then It must be none of your business..."

"Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said ""Watch out for worms won't you!"" The first one replied ""Why should I? They can watch out for themselves."""

"Asked the librarian for a book on the female G Spot. He couldn't find it."

"What makes you sweat during the summer? A sweater."

"""Get in the van if you want to live."" Creepy Terminator..."