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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a pile of kittens? a meowntain"
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"It's Christmas Eve, not Christmas and Steve. Get out of here Steve."
"I hate people who support the Nazis They're such deutschbags."
"Why is the mailman bad at sex? His package cums too quickly"
"Husband: So we've basically given up. Me: On what? H: *gestures to 4yo carefully piling spaghetti on his head*: Parenting."
"Today is National Girlfriend's Day. But it will never be National Marriage Day. The calendar's just not ready for that kind of commitment."
"50 SHADES OF... Theatre owners have been piping in citrus scent after each showing of 50 Shades of Grey. Because everyone knows citrus is best at eliminating fish odors"
"My experience with organized crime was getting two friends to help me tip a vending machine while I reached up inside for chips."
"I've been cheating on you guys. Lately, I've been spending my time on my job and real life. They don't mean anything to me, I swear."
"What do you call a letter from a feminist? Hate male."