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Joke of the Day

"Thank you, true crime show, for saying that was a reenactment. I was pretty upset your camera person didn't stop that murder."

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"I for one... ... love Roman numerals."
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"Cop: Know why I stopped you? The dead guy in my trunk? Cop: Um, speeding, but my shift's over, so proper burial and no more murders. Ok?"
"Have you heard the one about the jellyfish? It's a real no-brainer."
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