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Joke of the Day
"If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless."
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"Maybe stop asking 20yo beauty queens how to solve problems the government hasn't even been able to figure out in 200 years?"
"long joke incummin (LOL) what do christians and right wingers have in common they cant feel the bern"
"It's 4/20 and I'm not looking forward to weeding through all the bad jokes today."
"This week is Frankenstein's birthday surely he'll throw a monster party"
"Why are eagles so hard to find? They're always in diskies"
"Santa's helper takes a picture in the mirror, is that an elfie?"
"Adobe update is ready to install *gazes longingly into the distance*, but I don't think I am."
"The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her, ""Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!"""
"""Oh, you decided to close your bedroom door with me on the outside? Allow me to sing you the song of my people."" -my cat"