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Joke of the Day

"You know what they say about living on Navy ships? It has its ups and downs."

"Did I ever tell you guys about the time I made it with my really hot math teacher? couldn't really brag about it at the time 'cause I was home schooled..."

"What did the Jewish child molester say to the kid? Hey kid, do you want to buy some candy?"

"Me: I know it hurts, but you'll learn to love again. Sheep: I don't know. I can't even look at ewe right now."

"What's the difference between a toilet seat and dinner? Dad doesn't piss all over his dinner. :D"

"Is it possible for God to be a Cheeto Puffed? Because these taste pretty fucking great. EDIT: I'm getting downvoted but figure this is the reddit algorithm! cheeky cunts"

"Boxing and fencing Two sports that have nothing to do with boxes or fences"

"What's black, blue and doesn't look too well? Stevie Wonder"

"When is a door not a door When it's ajar"

"Damn girl, did it hurt? ""What, when I fell from Heaven?"" ""Yeah, cause your face is really fucked up."""