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Joke of the Day
"Pros and cons of guys Cons: they're dicks Pros: their dicks"
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"[First Date] HER: Do you consider yourself a feminist? ME: Oh I'm not feminist at all! HER: ME: In fact, some of my best friends are women."
"The reason your car won't go over 60 in the city is because you haven't yelled ""HOLD ON!"" yet."
"What's red and invisible? No tomatoes"
"Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible Is that true? Where can it be found? Yes. Matthew 14:92: ""And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt """
"A cat goes to the vet with a septic infection. Hello Pus, said the vet."
"What holiday do Jewish bridges celebrate? Passover."
"Guys Stop Telling Period Jokes They are not bloody funny."
"older man discovers the subreddit showerthoughts one afternoon..... That evening discovers phones is not waterproof."
"I've never been put in the ""friend"" zone, but I have been put in the ""please don't tell my friend's"" zone."