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Joke of the Day
"Why are chemists such whores? They keep talking about their nitrates"
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"Why do they put cotton in the top of pill bottles? So black people remember they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers."
"What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ? The Baaahaaamaaas !"
"I often say...... I often say to myself. ""I cant believe that cloning machine worked"""
"I've been teaching myself giutar I still get the U and I mixed up sometimes but I'm getting pretty good.."
"Today a girl kissed me I wish I could post it in another subreddit"
"Dogs can lick their balls and no one bats an eye lid but when I do it you're all like get the hell away from my dog?"
"I like my women how I like my computer. On my lap. Turned on. Virus free."
"You know, as a child I was always told to give one hundred precent at everything I do... Needless to say the blood drive did not go very well."
"I'm glad Alfred Hitchcock never made a porno because it would be really weird when he made his cameo."