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Joke of the Day
"Where does the aardvark family always come first? In the phone book!"
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"Something good is coming my way I can feel it. Nothing life changing, probably just a hotdog God please let it be a hotdog"
"I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know why."
"668 The neighbour of the beast."
"What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke"
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