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Joke of the Day
"What medicine do you take if your butt hurts? Assprin."
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"Why did the geologist's wife leave him? He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)"
"How do you make five pounds of fat look good? Slap a nipple on it."
"What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and the Titanic? Ones full of dead semen and the other one is the Titanic"
"Every horse you've ever seen has two people inside them. Horses aren't real. Commitment is."
"Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order? Because it broke down and he couldn't budget."
"reflection on human being in the world there are two kinds of persons: those who finish what they started and those"
"Finding $5 you didn't know you had is awesome til you realize you're 34, it's 2011 & $5 won't even buy enough gas to drive you off a cliff."
"It's 4:20!"
"Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments? Idk, accordion to research I guess."