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Joke of the Day
"Every horse you've ever seen has two people inside them. Horses aren't real. Commitment is."
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"Maybe the raccoons threw away something very important. Did you ever think about that you big jerk."
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"How do you know the bartender didn't appreciate your drunken pass at her She's stirring your bloody mary with a string."
"Blondes is a nutshell Blonde: ""What does IDK stand for?"" Brunette: ""I don't know."" Blonde: ""OMG, nobody does!"""
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"I don't mind that my wife thinks I'm crazy. I mind that I have to hear it from our dog."
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