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Joke of the Day
"""I've never told a joke"" ""Are you serious?"" ""Always."""
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"I spent days, weeks, months, creating the perfect garden gazebo. Meanwhile, my marriage was falling apart"
"Me: Guess what Her: What Me: The opposite of Aquaman Her: ... Me: Is Landlady Her: ... Me: ... Her: Your rent is still due tomorrow Me: Ok"
"Did you hear about the stupid wizard? He couldn't remember if he used to be forgetful."
"Why is sex like signing-on? Both involve a log-in."
"Mexican Olympics Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team? Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US."
"I was disappointed to find out my countertops were linoleum. I guess i took them for granite"
"What do you call a rapping egg? Over-easy E"
"My friend recently broke up with his girlfriend... I said ""There's plenty of fish in the sea."" and he replied ""Yeah, but it's not just the smell I miss."""
"George Ezra must really love his calculator if he wrote a song about it. *Cassy O'*"