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Joke of the Day
"What do you call four drowning Mexicans? Cuatro Sink-O"
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"After growing a beard for two months I decided to shave it off. I must be a man now, because boy did that put hair on my chest!"
"I don't like jokes about midgets... ...they're low-hanging fruit."
"what's the difference between a slut and a bitch a slut fucks everybody, a bitch fucks everybody but me ;P"
"""Because Fuck you, that's why!"" is a perfectly legitimate response to any question."
"I like my women like I like my Whiskey...... About 15 years old, and mixed up with coke."
"Why don't the polls like Donald Trump? Because he wants to send them back to Poland"
"What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common? If you break a leg, you get cast"
"If someone honks at you in traffic, honk back and yell ""HEY, OUR CARS ARE TALKING!"""
"I spent the night on a 4th dimensional alien ship. Surprisingly the surroundings were very familiar. Except in the bathroom they had a glory cube."