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Joke of the Day

"Mexican Olympics Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team? Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US."

"How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players? When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?"

"I love 80s Rock It always makes me Bon Jovial"

"What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler? Usain Bolt can finish off a race."

"Why can't watermelons get married? Because they cantaloupe!"

"San Andreas is just like Godzilla only Godzilla is invisible"

"It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat."

"All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh... But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme."

"Why can a nose not be 12 inches? Because then it would be a foot!"

"The problem with being gay It's a pain in the ass"