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Joke of the Day

"Me: Guess what Her: What Me: The opposite of Aquaman Her: ... Me: Is Landlady Her: ... Me: ... Her: Your rent is still due tomorrow Me: Ok"

"What will be written on the gates of Donald Trump's wall between Mexico and the US? Arbeit macht Frei."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Its a trick question... Feminists cant change shit"

"Money talks But all mine ever says is good-bye."

"Michael Jackson has left behind has been so influential... ...but I think more than any other artist, his legacy has been influenced by his coloured past."

"*middle of an argument* Me-There are so many great things to do with a human mouth... ...why waste it on talking. Friend- like what? Me- Motor boating "

"What does the jewish kid do on the swing? Pisses off the sniper."

"I can't understand Undertale. It doesn't make sans."

"If a cow laughs, does milk come out his nose?"

"What did the terminally-ill dock worker say about his health care? ""It's asbestos could be."""