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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama's soo ugly.. One Direction went the other way."

"I think I will start calling my wife ""My Customer"" since she is always right..."

"If life was reddit... I'd still be unpopular"

"[God creating wombats] Just roll that balloon in fur and let's call it a day."

"The best way to get taken seriously... ...is to be related to Liam Neeson."

"Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto? A: Music Minus One."

"I fell asleep in the shower last night I guess you could say I had a few wet dreams"

"How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia? If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush."

"What do you call Korean soul food? Okra Gangnam Style"

"ME: I wish I could just go back to the good old day FRIEND: don't you mean good old days? ME: no, I just had the one"