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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama's soo ugly.. One Direction went the other way."
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"You are what you eat... ...said one squirrel to another. The other said in disbelief, ""You're nuts."""
"TT: At sunday dinner I like to perform an impromptu puppet show with the roast chicken. This week it's my interpretation of Die Hard 2."
"Why did the farmer win an award? He was outstanding in his field."
"What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? ""Robin, get into the Batmobile..."""
"""Umm, what are you doing? Can you not? Seriously, get off me!"" - The first horse ever ridden (probably)"
"What did the Mexican... What did the Mexican man order at the country musician themed restaurant? A Reba!"
"What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has the pricks outside."
"What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night? A landmine."
"Why do pirates like TIG welding so much? Because they have a good supply of ARRgon."