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Joke of the Day

"[God creating wombats] Just roll that balloon in fur and let's call it a day."

"One out of every ten people lives next to a pedophile... ...not me, I live next to two beautiful 8 year olds."

"Why is Italy's birth rate decreasing? Because they pull out at the last second."

"In Russia, Vladimir Putin has said that the killers of Nemtsov ""will be ruthlessly hunted down."" He added, ""It's cheaper than paying them"""

"I painted my computer black thinking it would run faster... Now it doesn't work"

"My dad's joke. 'Did you know there were Female hormones in beer?' Because, if you start drinking too much. You don't have the ability to drive, and you get fat."

"Hey girl... Hey girl I have a saving account and a dick. One is really big and one is really small but either way you will be satisfied"

"Eaten so many blue cheese stuffed olives today that it feels like France and Greece are waging a war for land in my intestines."

"What do you call a fat psychic? A large. (Because medium)"

"An elderly Asian man goes to the eye doctor The doctor takes one look at his eyes and says ""Sir, I think you have cataracts"". To which his patient replies ""No i don't, i drive a rincoln rontinental""."