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Joke of the Day
"*KFC* Me: how tender is the chicken? Employee: [points to chicken crying watching the notebook]"
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"Joke stolen from West Wing Why do they eat only one egg at breakfast in France? Because one egg is *un uf*."
"I met this guy named Times New Roman... But he just wasn't my type."
"How do you make a Hindu self destruct? Press the red button"
"*rubs temples* security guard: Hey you! Stop touching the historic buildings at this ancient religious site!!"
"The FBI, CIA, LAPD, and some Rabbits"
"Why did darren willson quickscope michael brown? He was black."
"What's a Sikh's favourite kind of joke? A Nanak Nanak joke."
"A blonde tried to blow up her husband's car but burned her lips on the tailpipe."
"Damn girl are you a planet? Because i can see Uranus through my binoculars at night."