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Joke of the Day

"I fell asleep in the shower last night I guess you could say I had a few wet dreams"

"[NSFW] Why is it so hard for a prostitute to pee in the morning? You ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"

"Who makes a drinking sound like this *makes drinking sound*? GEORGE GRASHINGTON!"

"My mother-in-law came over and made me dinner, and now I'm wondering if I should have married her instead."

"TIL 5 out of 4 people have a problem with fractions."

"I was talking to a 12 year old on the Internet when she told me she was an undercover cop I told her I was proud of her That's a really big job for a 12 year old"

"Why did the BMX date the motorcycle? He was feeling a bit bike-curious."

"What's the latest big thing to sweep across Japan? The ocean."

"Did you hear the joke about ebola? Never mind, you won't get it."

"What does a chef with a chronic masturbation issue cook? Fapjacks!"