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Joke of the Day
"How's a Volvo just like a woman? The pussy is on the inside."
Next Joke
"Someone wake up that guy from Green Day."
"Some people said my dog was too scared to shit itself... Then I replied ""That's why I have to beat them."""
"What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM? A stillborn."
"What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas? Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift"
"A drunk throws up on a dog.. And say.. ""Jesus I don't remember eating that !"""
"TIFU by accidentally eating my friend's sandwich from Subway Oops, wrong sub."
"What do you call a half-white and half-Hispanic baby? A baby."
"They say real women have curves. Well, then, the lady in front of me at Starbucks is a real, real, real, real, real, real, real, real woman."
"What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson? The position of the dirtbag"