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Joke of the Day
"Me: Ma'am your pet is loud. Lady: That's my baby. Me: Ma'am your pet baby is loud"
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"A man goes to the library and asks for their best book on suicide! Librarian says ""Oh, we are out of copies on that. People who take it never returns it"""
"My daughter said she needs a bag of Skittles for a class project. Starting to get suspicious."
"What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a uni cycle? Attire"
"They say that money can't buy happiness, give me 100 dollars & watch me smile "
"I like my women how I like my cars Safe and reliable"
"Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!"
"My son keeps running around naked, so I sprayed him with Windex. It's supposed to prevent streaking."
"He stuck it in the wrong whole http://imgur.com/V7qxO87"
"If your smartphone is wet.. .. put it into a bottle of rice. The rice will then attract asians who will repair it."