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Joke of the Day

"(not sure if repost) What do you call a black man that drives an airplane? A fucking pilot you racist!"

"SON: How are monster trucks made? ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: [glares] ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane"

"[god creating snakes] how about a sock that's angry all the time"

"My boss hates it when I shorten his name to Dick Especially since his name is Steve"

"How do you call a play on numbers? A pin."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Button ! Button who ? Button in is not polite !"

"What functions worse than the US Government? A Greek Bank."

"Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he kneaded a poo."

"Why did the cow sign up for TSA precheck? Butterflies"

"My dog always walked backwards... So I named him god."