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Joke of the Day
"This is how I like to review my books: I look at their prose and cons."
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"Gift before the Prom ""I'm ready for my first prom daddy"" ""Here, take this box son... And don't make the mistake I made"" ""Whats in the box dad"" ""...Condoms"""
"Why do Polish people's names end in 'ski'? Because they can't spell toboggan."
"Have you ever listened to someone talk for a while and started to wonder ""who ties your shoelaces for you?"""
"What does a sick deception eat? A bowl of Chicken noodle coupe"
"There are 10 types of people in this world Those who understand binary, and those who don't."
"What's the hardest part about eating your vegetables? Digesting the wheelchair."
"Unsuspecting male: So what kind of restaurants do you like? Me: Open ones."
"What did the /r/science mod say to the user? [removed]"
"A drunk man's reasoning; ""What the hell, she's only ugly in the face"""