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Joke of the Day
"This is how I like to review my books: I look at their prose and cons."
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"Watched Full House for not even a full minute & now I'm white with a credit score of 720"
"There's a lot of nasty jobs out there Butt plumbers have seen some shit."
"Why did the priest cross the road ?? To screw in the children that were crossing the road"
"An Irishman walks out of a bar... Do you get it?"
"What do you call a bunch of white guys in a burning building? Fire Crackers."
"There was a half black, half Asian kid in my school. What did some kids call him? A ""Chigga"" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)"
"I don't get why people think the homeless are unclean... when they have the mintiest breaths I've ever smelled."
"""Always a housewife, never a house,"" the shed sighs as she's installed next to a mansion. No one was ever going to call her ""home""..."
"Statistics is like a bikini on a beautiful woman... ... what it reveals is exciting; what it hides is vital."