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Joke of the Day
"What caused The Black Death? The police."
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"What does OP and DiGiorno have in common?"
"The documentary who? Knock Knock Who's there? The documentary The documentary who? The documentary Hoop Dreams."
"*Arrives to save damsel in distress* Me: ""Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your--"" Rapunzel: ""I have a boyfriend."" Dragon flying by: ""BURN!!"""
"They're calling the internet a drug now. Don't worry, though. It's not as bad as Cocaine or Heroin. They're calling it a 503 bad gateway drug."
"A horse walks into a bar...... A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says ""hey SICCNESS206, put your pants back on"""
"don't joke about arthritis It's too close to the bone"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bond ! Bond who ? Bond to succeed !"
"""Are you ok?"" Never heard of him"
"I went to the zoo today but when I arrived, there was only a dog there It was a shitzu"