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"""Are you ok?"" Never heard of him"
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"Expendables 4 (Rated R): Tom, Sylvester & Wiley Coyote coldly hunt down & eat Jerry, Tweety & Roadrunner. Directed by Quentin Tarantino."
"What medical condition are Clinton supporters currently experiencing? Tendienitis"
"What did ELO say once they found out their stripper was a hermaphrodite? You've got a strange vag-dick."
"It was a sad day when I discovered my Universal Remote Control did not, in fact, control the Universe. Not even remotely."
"What did Lord Nelson say to his shipmates before they got on the ship? Get on the ship"
"What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house? Mortgage Freeman"
"One day, I hope you choke on all the shit you talk."
"The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. "
"""Nine Foods You Should Never Eat Again"" Also known as the contents of my refrigerator."