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Joke of the Day
"Why were the welder and stoner such good friends? They both love to spark up joints."
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"Have you heard about the man with no dick ? he came outta nowhere"
"Once you commit to the idea of a closed casket funeral it really takes a lot of pressure off how you live your life."
"I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I only had to do it like 3 times a week. This every day thing is overkill."
"You say tomato I say gross"
"What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself."
"A proton walks into a bar and orders a dr pepper no ice The bartender replies with ""are you positive?"""
"Christmas Chimney Congestion Q: Why doesn't Santa have any children?A: He only comes once a year -- and when he does, it's down a chimney."
"The Rocky Mountains Ever since Colorado passed amendment 64, legalizing marijuana, there have been talks of renaming the Rocky Mountains to the Stoney Mountains."
"Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his friend in the jungle? He got so excited, he threw up his arms!"