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Joke of the Day
"Q. What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation? A. I mist you."
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"they say penguins mate for life, but that's bullshit cause my penguin left me first chance she had"
"What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet? If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again"
"Have you heard about the Viagra shipment that was stolen? The police are on the lookout for hardened criminals."
"Another Dutch joke about the Belgiums Two Belgians are walking in the desert with a car door. One of them complains that its too hot. The other one says: ""just roll down the window."""
"How do you keep a retard in anticipation?"
"I would walk 500 miles And I would walk 500 more Just to be the man who Walked a thousand miles To throw up on your door"
"Walk into karate dojo. Bow. Assume made up karate stance. Taser the first guy who runs at you. Bow. Exit karate dojo"
"I just got in touch with my inner self today http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2xs04j/today_i_got_in_touch_with_my_inner_self/"
"[OC] Why Did the Paradox Cross the road? Because it didn't."