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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about the man with no dick ? he came outta nowhere"

"I don't get computer-related jokes. ..not even a bit."

"Wishy-washy sounds like someone that's optimistically clean."

"People got tired of my lactation joke I kept milking it."

"Happy Fourh of July ""Hey England, Happy Fourh of July."" ""Where's the T?"" ""We threw it in the harbor."" Merica."

"I was pleased with the first day of The World Cup, and even more pleased that it didn't turn into ""2 Girls, 1 World Cup"" as I had feared."

"Birth certificates need a popup dialog box: ""Are you SURE you want to spell your kid's name that way?"""

"What is mostly white, dull, and wants to be popular? This post."

"My boss just informed me that a birthday is not a legitimate excuse to start drinking at 8am."

"We call our new maid Non Sequitur, ...because she's Latin and she doesn't follow."