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Joke of the Day

"No one ever taught me about erections. So I had to learn the hard way."

"The fastest way to learn a foreign language is to take a lover who speaks that language, which makes me wonder about Mr. Ed."

"Blackpeoplemeet.com is racist. What about Asians and Hispanics? What they really need is Nonwhitepeoplemeet.com"

"Why Indian restaurants are so good at JavaScript? Because they do curry so well"

"A very British joke: I went to a class to learn how to make the perfect cup of tea It was a steep learning curve"

"I bought my shoes from a drug dealer... I dont know what he laced them with,but Ive been tripping all day."

"I told my dog 6,000 times, she could go out but I wasn't going to sit outside with her... Long story short, I'm sitting outside with her."

"My friend told me he holds a world record in quilt making I suspect his whole story is fabricated."

"I opened a cheese shop in Israel today Called it ""Cheeses of Nazareth"""

"What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window."