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Joke of the Day
"My friend told me he holds a world record in quilt making I suspect his whole story is fabricated."
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"What kind of memes do Germans like? Danke memes"
"Nine out of ten people... Enjoy gang rape."
"She sells sea shells on the: A) Shore B) Shore C) Shore D) Shore"
"Earlier I joked that Toronto was the capital of Canada. ""Joked"" being the operative word. Everyone knows only real countries have capitals."
"On the bright side you only need one more brain cell and you could pass as a plant"
"I'd always wondered why they didn't make pencils with erasers on either side Then I realised there wouldn't be any point."
"Why did the blonde librarian sleep with a famous musician? She wanted a first edition of Moby's Dick."
"How do you say bra in German? dashud sthapem from flappen"
"I was pretty sure you were the wrong kind of crazy. Then you used ""luckfully"" in a tweet and removed all doubt."