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Joke of the Day
"Why Indian restaurants are so good at JavaScript? Because they do curry so well"
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"Did you hear about the man with five penises? His pants fit like a glove!"
"I just forked over $5,000 for a reincarnation seminar I figured what the hell you only live once."
"What do you do if a black man is harassing you? Tell his owner."
"We've had the selfie and now the selfie stick. So when will our phones be renamed Selfones."
"What's small and green and smells like pork? Kermit's Finger."
"What did the music thief do in college? Take notes."
"What do you call spending time with you family through BDSM? Family bondage time."
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"I just owned you for three seconds. Possibly five if you're a slow reader. Up to ten if you read this again."