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Joke of the Day

"I bought my shoes from a drug dealer... I dont know what he laced them with,but Ive been tripping all day."

"I saw the funniest joke... Your life."

"Anybody who says they could never conceive of killing another human being just needs to meet more people."

"The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used."

"If you surround your house in police tape, the odds of you being robbed drops dramatically."

"My loose coins falls on the floor of my bedroom daily, often without my knowing. It just sits there for weeks sometimes until I pick it up. I guess you could say I have a hard time handling change."

"What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover? I want hue."

"Ice cream van accidents are very rare... But unfortunately, they always result in the loss of hundreds and thousands."

"I have a fear of speed bumps... But im slowly gettin over it."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beck ! Beck who ? Beckfast of champions !"