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Joke of the Day

"I farted in my wallet. Now i have gas money"

"Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party? He was a square."

"I just wish we knew how reality show contestants felt about haters."

"""Here, let me fill your head with a bunch of opinionated bullshit that's not actually news"" - Every major news outlet"

"How did the farmer find his wife? He tractor down."

"Why do French tanks have rear view mirrors? So they can see the battle."

"What do Amy Schumer and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up cunts."

"Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin and Boris Johnson walk into a room...Oh God. This isn't even a joke anymore. Help"

"What happens on 420 in Saudi Arabia A lot of people get stoned"

"Im pretty sure my dick is a masochist It loves being beaten every day"