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Joke of the Day
"Who do you call when a sleepwalker injures himself? The somnambulance."
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"My rum-raisin cake is gluten free. It's also raisin free. And cake free. OK it's just rum."
"I can tell so much about a person just by guessing."
"What did the basic girl say after all her writing utensils broke? I literally cant even write now"
"What do you call a singing group trio of pre-op Trannies? Chixie Dicks"
"Google Docs went to Nepal over the summer, came back like ""I'm Google DRIVE now,"" but we still called it Docs for the rest of college."
"What do old people with Alzheimer's often say? I don't remember."
"How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy? None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)"
"Thirty seven years ago, my wife walked out on me because apparently, I hold on to grudges too long. What a bitch."
"How did Cosby fuck up his phone? He put it on sleep mode"