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Joke of the Day
"What did the basic girl say after all her writing utensils broke? I literally cant even write now"
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"Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good."
"I got received an e-mail from my Buddhist friend... ...it was free from attachments."
"What does it take to reunite the Beatles? 2 more bullets"
"I think what I despise the most about blind people is knowing they'll get rid of that dog as soon as they start to see."
"From Neil Gaiman's ""Sandman"" A woman is crying on the street: ""HELP! I've been reaped!"" ""You mean raped?"" asked a man. ""No! he used a scythe!"""
"The batteries on my camcorder died halfway through my wife's wedding speech. I'm never going to hear the end of it."
"Why should you never trust a noodle? Because they're in-pastas."
"Don't you hate when you take a power nap and wake up 22 hours later and everybody at work is staring at you?"
"Life caught me caring and punished me accordingly."