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Joke of the Day
"My rum-raisin cake is gluten free. It's also raisin free. And cake free. OK it's just rum."
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"Is your girlfriend wife material? I'm building a giant wife."
"What's the first thing you should do when you bring a Thai girl home? Check to make sure your dick is bigger than hers."
"I like my wine how I like my women 15 years old and locked in a basement"
"If GoT fans of Jon Snow are called Snowflakes, and the ones for Tirion are Tiriots, why is Arya the favorite character of Donald Trump supporters? They're Aryans."
"What percentage of Scottish people are twats? 55.3%"
"What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent van Gogh?? You gonna eat that?"
"The worst thing about admitting you're an alcoholic is that people will expect you to stop drinking."
"Why was the middle aged computer sad? He had a floppy disc."
"Rorschach has some nice paintings I'm just confused why they are all pictures of my penis"