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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a singing group trio of pre-op Trannies? Chixie Dicks"
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"It was delicious -1 2^3 E ....... And it was delicious"
"Women's magazines are so funny. 1: You're beautiful and perfect just the way you are! 2: How to lose 20 pounds in 10 days."
"I will literally punch you in the throat the next time you misuse the word ""literally""."
"Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows? It's the VCRdvard"
"Her: I'm sorry my baby keeps crying. He's got teeth coming in. Me: Well, don't worry, I'll sign for them..."
"So a kleptomaniac goes to see a doctor about his stealing problem. Patient: Doc, I just can't seem stop stealing everything. Doc: Please take a seat..."
"To everyone who received a file from me named myjunk.jpg: I thought I was sending you a photo of my garage sale. I am so, so sorry."
"My track record as an adult is mostly false starts, hurdles and running around in a circle."
"A man had to visit a hospital after inserting five toy horses up his anus... ... the doctors described his condition as stable."