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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a singing group trio of pre-op Trannies? Chixie Dicks"
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"Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom? Because it's waaay easier to swallow"
"I used to work in mysterious ways. Now I just don't work."
"What do you get when you mix a black man with microwave chicken? (May be offensive) Mike Tyson"
"""I've been trying to recapture my lost youth... I really need to get that cellar door fixed."" ^^^^^^. ^^^^^^^. Gary Delaney."
"Why doesn't India celebrate halloween? No Gandhi"
"Where is Hitler's bathroom? Down ze hall on ze Third Reich!"
"If the shoe fits, wear it... Unless you found it near a bouncy castle, you creep."
"HI? ""The test results came back positive. You have only able to speak in state abbreviations disease"" ME? ""yes"" OH ""sorry it's permanent"" OK"
"What has six eyes but cannot see? Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath"