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Joke of the Day
"How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof? Tell him drinks are on the house."
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"What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet? Shoe."
"I have a very particular set of skills, skills I acquired over a long career. Skills that - ugh hold on *covers phone* MOM I'M ON THE PHONE!"
"So eBay takes 10% of your profits and Craig's List is 100% free, but with the chance of being murdered...such a dilemma"
"What did God say to Jesus? This lawn ain't gonna mow itself."
"Remember when The Backstreet Boys told us to show them the meaning of being lonely and we were like ok"
"Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors? Because if it had 4, it would be a chicken sedan."
"What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable ? The wheelchair"
"What happened to Ray when he met the man-eating monster? He became an ex-Ray."
"You should not vaccinate your children. Get a health care professional to do it."