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Joke of the Day
"What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet? Shoe."
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"What's the difference between my basement and a Ferrari? One is filled with hookers, and the other is my basement!"
"How do you make a dead baby float? 2 scoops vanilla, 1 scoop dead baby."
"How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire? When he's a billionaire."
"If a woman asks if she looks fat, it's not enough to say ""no."" You must also act very surprised by the question. Jump backwards if necessary"
"What is a prostitute's favorite region of America? The Bayou"
"There once was a man from Nantucket... Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin: ""If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it."""
"Marriage means commitment. So does insanity. Coincidence?"
"Husband: ""Oh the weather is lovely today. Shall we go out for a quick jog?"" Wife: ""Hahaha, I love the way you pronounce Shall we go out and have a cake'!"""
"What do you think of Dracula films? Fangtastic!"