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Joke of the Day
"You should not vaccinate your children. Get a health care professional to do it."
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"*Rolls window down* Cop: do you know why I pulled you over? Me: is it because I'm literally running down the street pretending to be a car?"
"What's the difference between Light and Hard? You can sleep with a light on"
"THEY SAY CHRIS BROWN GOT WORST TATTOO EVER! NO AGREE! DRUNK HULK THINK TATTOO GOT WORST PERSON EVER!"
"Michael J. Fox got hit by a reversing truck. Don't worry he shook it off."
"Too err is human... To blame the next guy is even more so."
"Did you know people that often misspell have the same blood type? Type-O"
"What says ""Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark!"" ? A dog with a hair lip"
"Writing Tip: Learn the letters. YES all of them. Regardless of what you write they'll come in handy. Try experimenting w/ diff combinations."
"What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache."