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Joke of the Day
"Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors? Because if it had 4, it would be a chicken sedan."
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"Canadian Defenition Canadian (noun): An unarmed american with health insurance"
"I am a Chinese, and this is what I think about Chinese joke: Hao funny. (Hao means """", which can mean yes, good or very)"
"Killing spiders is easy and fulfilling if you imagine them whispering ""You look fat in those pants""."
"Last term, we had our first black president. But if Donald Trump wins... Orange is the New Black."
"When I hear ""Tropical Depression"" I think of Toucan Sam sitting in a rain-forest crying. :("
"That's one healthy flower bed you've got blooming in your backyard. How many bodies do you have buried there? -My attempts at small talk."
"My life is a constant battle of wanting to pet a dog and not wanting to talk to its owner."
"Talking with a 17 year-old who is 'living life with no regrets' reminds me of that time I got in a shouting match with a trout."
"[high school reunion] Amanda: wow, you haven't changed a bit me: [covered in acne and wearing faded Pokemon shirt]: yeah I know"