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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team? *unfazed*"

"Why are spiders like tops ? They are always spinning !"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Picasso Barbie ...everything's in the wrong place"

"That's nice that you're a Christian now. Could you maybe be a Christian a little quieter?"

"Chuck Norris is the reason for JAL flight 123"

"That feeling when you think someone's smiling at you but it's actually directed at someone behind you is the way I feel all the time"

"Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney? Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender."

"How can you tell when a vampire is sick? By his coffin!"

"My friend had to go to the doctor, because all he could see were dicks. Turns out he was cock-eyed."

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no-eye-deer"