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Joke of the Day

"Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney? Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender."

"What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo? a force of habit"

"What do Germans look at on the internet? Danke memes"

"A good education is pretty important, but I think being good looking might be more importanter."

"The Hunger Games Don't they play those in Africa?"

"What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff? Nothing, she was wearing mittens."

"(Selling my soul) Just sign here and here ""I should have a lawyer read this"" *a million lawyers crawl through hell* We have plenty of those"

"Home alone watching porn What goes black, red,black,red,black,red,black,red, white? A negro wanking"

"Why are Black people so tall? Because Their Negros"

"Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel? They say he was snowed in."