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Joke of the Day
"Finally I found out how hashtags work #hashtag # hashtags #work #how #found"
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"Instagram banned me for life cuz I kept commenting ""but are you happy?"" on everyone's pictures."
"Why was the baseball player arrested? He was involved in a hit-and-run."
"Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment? He kept looking at his hoes."
"The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house, then who lives in the white house? The black man"
"Tarzan a un raton Que le dice Tarzan a un raton? - Tan pequeno y con bigote!. - Y que le dice el raton a Tarzan?. - Tan grandote y con panal!."
"My dick is good at math. What I'm trying to say is that it's the small things that count."
"I need to thank the guy who honked while waiting for my parking spot for inspiring me to stay & write my memoirs in this Target parking lot."
"Friends and family are like butt cheeks... Shit seperates them but, they always come back together in the end."
"Being a prostitute on the Enterprise sounded interesting... But actually it's mostly Data entry."