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Joke of the Day
"Why are spiders like tops ? They are always spinning !"
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"Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet? It doesn't need cleaning."
"Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and sleep on the floor"
"An atheist, a vegan, and a crossfitter walked into this bar... ..and of course we all know this because they wouldn't shut up about it."
"Who's the most meta player on a Football team? The PUNter."
"I'm a heavy sleeper... Also, a heavy awaker... Okay, I'm fat."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalottapuss! *credit goes to my brother-in-law who recently told me that one"
"What pants do ghosts wear? BOO jeans."
"4-year-old: *looks at our pig* Which pig is she? Me: What do you mean? 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks?"
"I better have a baby soon before my Mom gets too old to raise it for me"