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Joke of the Day
"Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think we care."
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"[dog social media] Post: *picture of a cat falling out of a tree* caption - ""woof, woof, woof."" Dog reading: hahahahahaha. *retwoofs*"
"I asked my Sushi Chef what his favorite roll was. . he said payroll."
"The bartender says ""sorry, we don't serve time travellers here"" A time traveller walks into a bar."
"Just met a girl with 12 boobs Sounds funny Dozen tit"
"How do you get an fat chick into bed? Piece of cake. Stolen from /u/No1ReallyCares' comment"
"what type of dog do you see at the zoo? a shitzu"
"[24hr news channel] news just in.. *director repeats himself into headset* news justin *justin just sits there* READ THE NEWS JUSTIN"
"An old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor. He ordered a banana split. The waitress asked, Crushed nuts? No, he said. Arthritis."
"What do a country singer and combination of and SNL character and Jewish Comedian have in common)? Both would be called Garth Brooks."