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Joke of the Day
"Black people, want to piss white people off? Open a restaurant. And don't serve coffee or brunch."
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"i know a guy who loves saying ""best thing since sliced bread"" and i imagine hes always at a grocery store lookin at bread and just losing it"
"A redditor posts a joke about a double entendre looking for upvotes. He never gets any."
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"My favorite part about Black Friday is the part where I go to the mall, find a great parking spot & sit in my car with the reverse lights on"
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"What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? One's an overblown Nazi gasbag and the other's a dirigible."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the black guy cross the road? To kill the chicken and eat it!"
"My wife said she wanted to be treated like a princess So I put her into the back of a Mercedes and drove her into a wall."