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Joke of the Day

"In 5th grade I had to do a report on Ben Franklin and my parents interpreted it as me liking him so my 11th birthday was Ben Franklin themed"

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"Did you hear the one about the Dyslexic bank robber H ran in to the bank with his gun drawn and yelled ""Put your air up in the hands mother stickers, this is a fuck up""!"
"Currently searching the want ads for a place that will pay a good salary for me to just curl up in a ball and give up."
"They say there's such a thing as safety in numbers... Tell that to six million Jews."
"Why did it rain on Christmas Eve? Because of Santa and his Raindeer."
"""I'm a social activist. No seriously. I just changed my profile picture to a rainbow."" -everyone on Facebook"
"What do you call an armadillo at a fashion show? A roll model"
"What are a Mexican's favorite dimensions for square dancing? dos y dos"
"What do you call an alien civil rights activist? Martian Luther King jr."
"[wakes up from coma I went into in 1908] so how many more World Series titles have the Cubs won?"