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Joke of the Day
"What's a Muslims favourite animal? Its Lamb"
Next Joke
"Have you heard the one about the Imaginary man? You haven't? Me neither!"
"I always thought that Last of Us needed more animals Nevertheless that giraffe scene with Ellie, fantastic."
"ACCOUNTANT: *taking a look at my books* These are just winky-face emojis. ME: Yep. ACCOUNTANT: I think I know why your business is failing."
"My 11 now wants to borrow clothes from my closet. Either she has great taste in clothing at an early age...or I dress like a tween."
"Knock knock. Who's there? Hakeem. Hakeem who? Hakeem in like a wrecking ball!!!"
"In Iran, everyone's scared of spiders.. But in Iraq, no phobia."
"Had my son's hearing tested because he's always yelling. Turns out he's just an asshole. :("
"Who has more money than God? His Ex-Wife."
"Tried to make a joke in my math class and no one laughed. I think they were 2/10's."