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Joke of the Day
"Who has more money than God? His Ex-Wife."
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"You're telling me, a chicken fried this rice"
"What is a Pirate's favorite letter? U, for Unoriginal Joke."
"How many egocentrics does it take to change a light-bulb? Me, and only me!"
"I tried to catch some fog. But I mist."
"Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account."
"A photon checks in at a hotel: ""Are you checking in any bags?"" asks the concierge. ""No"", says the photon, ""I'm travelling light."""
"I applied for a job as a Marsupial... Safe to say I didn't get it because I lacked the right Koalafications."
"I have a habit of standing naked in the laundry room wondering what to wear. This may have contributed to my immense popularity in college."
"There's a skinny girl inside me who is just DYING to get out. She stole the last cupcake & then bragged about her metabolism, so I ate her."