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Joke of the Day

"I always thought that Last of Us needed more animals Nevertheless that giraffe scene with Ellie, fantastic."

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"Give a man a plane ticket... Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life. First post sorry if its a repost"
"A man walks into a library and asks for a book on shit punchlines. The librarian directs him to the correct section."
"What do you call a five year old with no friends? [dark] A sandy hook survivor"
"What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy? Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute."
"eer booze and fun!' 'Remember an alcoholic & a drunk are not the same thing at all. The alcoholic has to attend meetings."
"A man, a lawyer, a redneck, a nun, a blonde, a dog, and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, ""Is this some kind of joke?"""
"Getting shit done. Was my response when my boss ask me what I'm doing. And now I'm sitting outside of H.R."
"What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium? He got atomic ache."
"I will straight up walk into traffic to avoid a kid selling something."
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